Lunch Break? If Break Means That I'm Not Coming Back, Then Sure

KC Royals (Bannister) @ Detroit Tigers (Rogers) - Top 5th : No score through four innings. Kenny Rogers has only given up one hit while the Tigers have managed to collect only two hits off of Brian Bannister.

* Milwaukee Brewers (Suppan) @ Chicago Cubs (Lilly) - 2:20 pm : Some overpriced pitchers for your liking, but even better is Suppan batting 8th in front of Jason Kendall. Is Tony LaRussa managing the Brewers? Oh no, Jason Kendall is just fucking terrible. And we also have a Gabe Kapler sighting. I want to believe that the Brewers can win the NL Central, but with Gabe Kapler playing center, that seems doubtful. Why Mike Cameron? I know you have Adult ADD, but why must you snort Adderall.

* UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Arsenal vs. Liverpool - 2:30 pm : Tommy Smyth, "Ya-di-di-di-dee."

* Boston Red Sox (Lester) @ Oakland Athletics (Harden) - 3:05 pm : The first three games these teams have played have all been entertaining. Harden and Lester met last week in Japan, a 5-1 A's win. Harden went six innings, giving up only three hits, one being a Manny Ramirez solo home run, and striking out nine. John Lester had cancer. But he's aight now.

What Happens When Your Baby Throws Dishes At You? Billy's Mom Furnishes One Possible Response

Apparently, this 27-year-old mother of no more ascertained a lethal combination of "high-proof rum," Gremlins on HBO West, and everyone's Achilles heel...a crying baby. The trash can must have been overflowing with Domino's $5-5-5 boxes, empties of Natty Light, and dirty Huggies.

Mom goes on trial in baby's microwave death

"Jury selection began Monday in the trial of a woman accused of killing her 1-month-old daughter by burning the child in a microwave oven." - Via: CNN

"Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should've got a Zenith."



Get Out of My Kitchen --- Bye, Bye Billy!

Albert Clifford Slater Wishes You a Merry Christmas and Brandon Cox Supplies the Gifts...Again

"Years from now no matter where we traveled, We'll all look back and think about our friends."



I don't think Brandon Claus...I mean Cox has to shop this Christmas. He already threw 8 gifts under the tree.