Old Man Clemens Hates Azalea's. He Called the Azalea's "Flowers." This is the Best Night of My Life!

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It's almost here. Hootie Johnson is getting laid tonight.

A Tradition Unlike Any Other

In case you were wondering how long till Tiger pwn3s the field, Greg Norman throws up a Sunday 78, and Jim Nantz waxes poetic about the blooms on the dogwoods and azaleas, here you go.



"Just when you think you can't wait any longer, you can, and UCONN" join Gary McCord as a patron in Augusta. Unless you are a woman. In that case, GET OUT! I am talking to you Michelle Wie. Go visit Colt Brennan in the hospital. Or better yet, go join Martha Burk on the picket line. Sometimes Hootie Johnson is crazy and you wonder why. He's such a baby cause the Dolphins make him cry. Well, there's nothing he can do...He only wants to be with you. You can call him your fool. Only wants to be with you.