Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Roger Clemens is a Not a Manimal

Is this the photo from Canseco's party?

Source: Clemens Mum on Steroids at Astros' Camp

"KISSIMMEE, Fla. (AP) — Roger Clemens arrived at the Houston Astros' minor league clubhouse on Tuesday and walked straight to a fenced-in bullpen to greet his oldest son, Koby, a catcher in the Astros' system.

He snapped at a photographer who started clicking pictures.

"This isn't a zoo!" Clemens barked."

Good job writer. Clemens claims he is not a zoo animal and then you describe the area he walked into as a fenced-in bullpen. Ok. And then when he spoke, he didn't exclaim, assert, or declare, he barked. He growled. He woofed. He bellowed. He quacked. He cawed. He chirped. He squawked. He baaaaed. He gobbled. He moooed. He cuckooed.

And you "wrote" this article. Good work pal. Maybe your next article should be about how Clemens gets his work ethic from his "MaMa" and how much he loves Twizzlers.



Update: Deadspin keeps stealing my stuff! February 27 - 12:00 pm

3 comments:

Red Dastard said...

You sir are a racist.

Red Dastard said...

You're gonna have a defamation suit on your hands if you're not careful.

EL MARIACHI said...

MAybe they should send zack randolph to that training facility to teach him some skills
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lvYf08X6tc&eurl=http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2008/02/zach-randolph-and-worst-possession-i.html
Thanks Knickerbockerss