Thursday, February 28, 2008

Time For You To Break Up With Your Girlfriend


With actual baseball games being played and conference tournaments nearing, I think it's only fair to tell your girlfriend to go away for a while. Unless you are a Pirates or Orioles fan. In that case, you will already be 10 games out in May and it's probably a good idea to keep her and her crumpin' ass around. For the rest of you, don't worry. She'll still stop by and annoy you here and there and she'll still send a late night booty text a few times a week. And trust Randy Velarde when he says there is nothing better than hooking up with a girl while listening to Vin Scully at 1 a.m.

"All year long she looked to him to light the fire and all year long he answered the demands. High fly ball into right field. She is gone! In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened."

5 comments:

AS22 said...

good stuff

Anonymous said...

too bad i don't have a girlfriend

AS22 said...

What do you recommend for those who are mets fans? ...Where do they play again?

Anytime DH said...

I believe they play at...ohhhhhh. I see. Your making a getting head from an old lady joke. Well played cuz, well played.

Anonymous said...

so you admit you let that old hag blow you?